Never Ending Story

"I don't know if it's not a little tiny peen. I guess it doesn't matter, right? We got to get away from the tiny diction," he says. "If you're on the tiny peen scene, guess what? You better start doing some pushups." 'It is bigger than God picking me for them,' writer adds of people who shame him about his penis. "'The podcast recorder explodes and electric car rings the doorbell' It takes all of our files!'"