Ripby's Windpipe

Ripby has been watching a lot of tiktok recently. It's horrible because it just tells you loads of stuff. The moral of the story: Don't be such a greedy bastard. You end up with a literal stick up your arse Wow, that would happen to you. I thought it was gonna be one of the tiktOK.dot as who comes on and tells you that fucking water gives you cancer And you go, oh shut the fuck up Stop it. Thankfully there was no serious damage, but this story gets a wheeled out of family parties. When he starts going places on his own you have to have a form for him in case something goes