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#288 Baby On Board (Fanthrax Only)

The Nikki Glaser Podcast

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Baby Pacifiers - It Doesn't Matter

I dropped my Invisalign on the ground at this show and I put it in his pocket. It's not like it fell into a pile of vomit. Kids are picking up things constantly from the ground and putting them in their mouths. Unless I can taste the shit, unless I can see it, I don't care. There's shit on every fucking surface that you use. If you open a gate with your head, if you touch a doorknob, unless you're washing your hands all the time, you have shit on you. And I honestly think I'm worse off than people who aren't grossed out by germs.

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