The Adventures of a Retired Writer

"I've been promising you guys for a while that I would talk about inspirations," says Thunder. "The rule of thumb is that the best way to write anything good is to write about an experience that you've had or give a character traits based upon someone that you've met" The writer and his friends are traveling through New York City bars when he has time-traveling hallucinations. He recalls eating goldfish in front of him during one such hallucination, then waking up hours later with chainsaw noise on the wall.