How to Be a Successful Writer

Every single book I've written has been written in Verdana without exception. Comic Sans was, was created to help people with dyslexia. The letters aren't completely symmetrical so that your eyes are able to differentiate them more easily. Sometimes I'll wear different colored, like, you know, the 3D glasses. And a Bluetooth keyboard that clackity clacks like a typewriter. Makes it feel a bit more special.