The Advantages of Being Left-Handed in Baseball

About 25% of major league baseball players in America are left-handed. In 1987, a Pennsylvanian minor league baseball player called Dave Bressnerhan tagged a runner out by switching the ball with a peeled potato that he had hidden in his catcher's mitt. He got fired the next day because everyone immediately realised that he was a potato. The other thing is also, baseball is readily available so why don't you just have a baseball player? Yes, you do. So much more sense. Anything else before we move on?