How to Play Golf by Yourself

I like hitting off the mats. That's cold or hot. Cream soda still tastes like shit. So anyway, I love tower T. It was awesome. They got a pretty, pretty little challenging course. You go golf by yourself or do you take someone? No, I went with some of my guys. My one friend Donovan, he's actually like a fucking pro. He has a tiger tiger head for his tiger club. Is he black? Yes. Well, you know, that's Tiger Woods, y'all. Tiger Woods, baby.