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S2E11 - 'Forsters of Knightsbridge, Dressage Outfitters To Royalty'

My Dad Wrote A Porno

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How to Measure Your Vital Statistics

Belinda and Bella knew brassiere sizes and thom sizes but everything else had passed them by. Six, eight, ten or on a bad day, twelves was all they understood. I can tell you the diameter of a large frying pan but do not ask them their waste size. Do you think that's how they do their heads they're like our medium pan in the non-stick. It's the oxybrilose sauce pack of head. No please ladies don't be downhearted said Adam with a winning smile on his face. They're going to get a touching up aren't they? He's going to measure them. Yeah I love this part of the job.

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