Are You Going to Be Sober on the Tour?

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"I drank a gallon o molly and fucked hor whole university at that party," he says. "It's not up there with im cockrang firsby." Are you touring this year any more? No, yes. Got some shows coming up. Look nix sortson dot net for tickets.

Nick Swardson is a stand-up comedian, actor, and screenwriter who is currently on the “Make Joke From Face" Tour. Tickets available at http://nickswardson.net/events/

Nick Swardson joins This Past Weekend for the third time to talk about shoplifting, writing movies, getting spanked as kids, and his near-death experience.

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