Can You Open Sesame Wafers?

Wizard: I think that i may need to accept the award myself, but if you think we need to start planning a way to fake my death, we should talk about that. Can you make yourself appear as a hollowed gram? Yes, of course i could make myself appear as any cracker. That would be cruel, because then people might assume you're dead. It's like a prerecorded polad gram. And people would assumes you're dead, but you're really working your magic. Back, grab a sesame wafer, a wheat thin i care not. Tell me what cracker you want to me to be, and i shall transform myself into such an animal