The Stock Market Is a Little Bitch

After 96 years of living her best life, the queen's passing has obviously made headlines all over the globe. More than 700 thousand mourners will come to see the queen lying in state with people waiting up to 30 hours in a line stretching five miles long. In science news, nassa is testing a new planetary defense system by launching a space probe directly into an asteroid to see if it can knock it off its course.