
213: No Such Thing As Panda Gladiators
No Such Thing As A Fish
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Pande Porn to Pandas on a TV
In china they've been testing new methods about how get pandas to start building a libido and mating. One of the things is playing pande porn on a t v, hoping that turns them. They don't hardly anything works. Another thing they tried was artificial insemination, which was pretty bad actually. Margaret thatcher didn't like panders. She wrote back saying, i am not double underlined, taking a pande with me. Even passed the andy pande hybrid. We're expecting in nine months time. No, panter females im toe marry. Sorry. I think itwas a worth while interruption.
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