Baptizing Robots or a Robot From Mystery Science Theatre

In order to be able to baptize a robot, or any other vehicle of an a, i, it would need to be alive. And if it's rational, it needs to havei this needs to be a free choice. A but when it comes to tom servo and rote robot from mystery science theatre, i can easily imagine a scenario where they, based on something they've seen in a movie, decide they want to be baptized. But ultimately, just repeat to yourself, it's just a show. I should really just relax. Although i love this image of tom Servo and crote robot sitting in the front pew at masss doing their stickr during the