The Bible of Kissing

The first known written mention of kissing came 3500 years ago in India. Hindu Vedic Sanskrit texts describe, quote, drinking moisture of the lips and licking an act where one inhales the soul of another. This is like the bible of kissing, which states that when you drink moisture from the lips, you inhale the soul of a fallen person. On the first day, God invented kissing, and he said, your soul shall be mine. Yes, exactly. If there's one thing God loves is people fucking, I think the Catholic Church made that very clear. And so... We fired.