I Got a MRSA Infection on My Fucking Face

"I slept like a fucking rock. It's filled with hulk. Rock. Rock." "My dick is like a rock. I want to see you Chevy". "This is man's sleep, this is my MRSA This is men's right to sleep All day all the time ... Women don't know that," he says. "'Best Week Ever' had to cut it out of every episode because I was the genius who meant to be in your life'"