The Importance of Tap Dancing

I was very, very happy that I didn't make it as like a teenager or a 20-year-old. It goes so badly for anyone who gets in as a child. The only example they have of it going well is Jodie Foster. Everyone else murders and sets fires before they're 15 years old. Ron Howard stole jewelry from Graves. He'll be wearing four watches and six rings and they'll be covered in dirt. These are all true stories about celebrities and don't even bother to look at us. And don't bother to mention it to them or their lawyers.