I Did Not Ride in a Balloon

It was too windy to fly the balloons, so there wer no balloon rides. The fiesta had done what i think is the smartest piece of booking i have ever heard of. They hired a kite flying demo. It's now, do you get the same reaction that them strippers get when they say it's their first night on the actly right? Extratik your lot of extra tips. You drop a plate and it breaks, people go, nus.