The Evolution of the Bone Crusher

Through the delicate modifications of the coup and blind molding of evolution, the heavens came to be populated with creatures that would put the myths of their ancestors to shame. Their ancestors were pint-sized pets of coup that were bred for dazzling colors and tooth-derived beaks. With their masters left, most of these pampered creatures died with no one or nothing left to take care of them. But some belonging to the hardiest breed survived. In less than a geological eye-blink of a few million years, the descendants of such creatures radiated into the evolutionary vacuum of their garden world.