Why the Children Haven't Played for Six Days Now

President fascist leader witty observation has announced a press conference where he will be explaining the launch of a new program that he says will make the children pick up those toys once again kid suck they do. Too much sleep is causing them to generate now what's lazier than sleep you know when i was coming up in the comedy clubs i wasn't always president for life i put in my time and slept on couches while working odd jobs  i cut down my sleep to four hours a night which gave me more time to prepare my comedic material about service staffs failures but it also gave me time to pick up odd jobs hit more open mics and really focus on my craft so i want to