Is Steven Segal the Real Dalai Lama?

It's been confirmed that Steven Segal is the reincarnation of a 17th, 17th century Buddhist spirit called Chung Drag Dorje. China tried to make their own lama in Tibet and they had a lottery where one child was chosen from a load of names. A priest with a large wooden phallus puts it on your shoulder as you walk into his temple - but he can't turn women into deities. The Beatles were quite interested in Yogic flying which has three stages: hopping, floating and flying. It's very much the key breach point is between stage one and two.