The Disadvantages of Being a Lady

When i was in college there was this organization called women against ladies it was like a feminist you know take back the night kind of thing it's great yeah so it's sort of ruined the the words for me because every time i refer to somebody it's like if i call her a lady i'm afraid she's oh oh woman god damn it i'm gonna get attacked. Women are contained, streamlined and they wear spanks now which is just modern girdles that sounds kind of kinkyYeah my spanks are too tight okay uh see i always get lost that's why this is called tangentially speaking Uh truth in advertising you get lost in your undergarments or lack or lack thereof