What Can I Do You For?

We're staying here. What do you want to go there for? Well, we're just looking for a hotel for the... There ain't nothing there for you is what I mean to say. You might want to keep on going down to Iowa or Chicago. They like foreigners like you. But there's not really enough time that the sun's going down. We're hoping to stay here for the evening. Is there a restaurant in town? Sure, outside of town, you'll find something when you're on your road to go away. And voila, ladies and gentlemen, there you go. The scene.