What The F*** Is Going On? with Mark Steel – Ep 87
What The F*** Is Going On? with Mark Steel
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The Disturbing Story of a School Girl Identifying as a Cat
The story of the school girl who was allowed to identify as a cat has upset many. One woman said she is sick of it, all these school children identifying as cats. What if one of them identifies as a lion and eats the teacher? How's he going to mark their homework with his arms ripped off? And what about my next door neighbour? He's got three kids, well I don't want them meowing all night jumping over me fence and shitting in me garden. Apparently Megan Markle identifies as an otter so now we have to all catch fish for a little bit of a horror and we'll go to prison. Ah I'm sick of it Jeremy. Sick of
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