Hey, Wayne. That's the End of the Joke

"I have heard that this fella comes home from a day of golf and his wife says, how was golf today? Again, he says, well, it was all right, but Gary died on the second green. She said, that's not the worst part." "For the rest of the day, it was hit the bull drag, Gary,. Gary, Gary, Gary," she added. 'Oh, it's broken my heart.''That's obviously funny,' I told her. "'The world's revolving around him and he thinks he's being summoned', which is actually supposed to be funny.'""'My name isn't Wayne': A guy gets frustrated with someone who keeps calling