The Duchess' Shower

She has had washers before, but never like a shower on her own. The chocolate fountain does not class as a wash. And she's just been licked at head to toe by Andy Milston. What's your point? She needs a wash. Sounds like a wet, wet job to me. People get really concerned about this. This is a thing that comes up time and time again. When will she wash? When will shewash? But one? Yeah, by the Duchess, that's true. They shared a little sexy shower as well. That was to get the mud off though, wasn't it? There was a reason. It's amazing. Three books in.