The Power of Masturbation

I knew I had these thoughts and I didn't think they were evil thoughts, but I was in a system that was kind of like, you shouldn't say fuck. My comedy central special opens with that masturbation joke. If a crowd gets it and understands that I'm not being cruel or evil or satanic or something, I believe that God gets my joke too. And Lord knows he knows I'm masturbating. But at the same time... Remember that Beavis and Butt Head episode when you were younger where it's like him, you know, he goes to heaven and then God just shows him all these clips of him masturbating? That changed my life. It gave us this perspective