The NRA's New Slogans

A commercial airliner appeared inside the home of surprised Night Vale citizen Becky Canterbury. She said she was about to get in the shower when it roared down her hallway and then disappeared as suddenly as it had arrived. There is no conclusive evidence that this is the same airliner last seen in the Night Vale Elementary Gym one year ago. But we have jumped to that conclusion and will defend it against all naysayers, violently and without mercy.