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How to Stay Fat When Dancing for Lesbians
Burlesque dancers are just fat girl dinosaurs, man. They don't make any new ones They're just dying off Yeah, we're gonna have to put them in the zoo Nugs There's uh But they can move right? Mm-hmm being so how do you how do you stay fat when you're Dancing for lesbians 12 nights a week?" It's minimal movement I think the reason why most strippers are fit because they have to put effort into getting on the pole and doing a routine on the pole Burlesque dancers kind of just like spread out one bat wing and like do this with pasties on it is dude burlesque dancing The actual act of burles
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