How to Brush Your Teeth

I dare you to brush your teeth twice, if not thrice. It's beyond brushing and flossing. He needs veneers. That should be illegal. You ever seen a baby that's super hot except for his smile? Easy. Except the kid just has sort of a crooked smile. Like a shit eating grin. And he's two. Listen, young baby, you're a god. You're a big one. A six-month boy. You would be a fucking piece of ass. This is like imprinting in Twilight when the wolf falls in love with the baby onsite. I've never been so fucked up. But do you think he doesn't know that