
72 - The Past Times with Skyler Higley
The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds
Train Scares and Mother's Day Gifts
A lively discussion ranging from a train narrowly avoiding an object to the benefits of the Aura digital photo frame as a Mother's Day gift, peppered with humorous anecdotes and reflections on historical and legal matters.
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It was just standing. Yeah. So he did see it and the conductor just did not slow down. Well, he had to be like, I don't care. I mean, he had to be like, look, breaking is going to suck. And there's no way this fucks with me. Yeah. Still going to ruin the chassis. Is that what you call it for training? Sure. It should be a challenge. No, it'll be a smashy. It'll be a smashy, it'll be a smashy. I'm just saying like, still you don't want to deal with that. No, it's not ideal. He must have been really behind on something. It must have been a. Oh my God. Gareth Mother's Day is coming up. Yeah, no crap. No crap at all. I got my mom this Mother's Day gift. And it's the Aura frames. It is a digital frame. Wi-Fi connected. Yes. So you can just share pictures right off your phone to your moms. Look, anyone will like this. Yeah, anyway. But my mother is going to lose her mind over this. And there will be no pictures of me in it. And if there is, it'll be when I'm real fat. But it will be full of her grandchildren. So I have three. There's one is just for dogs. So we have just alternating dog pictures. You can play with it. It's like 100 dog pictures in there. They just, there's always a new dog picture. Sure. And then my mom's got one. I can just send her pictures and they pop up in her frame. I need to get the address of your mom's frame also. So you don't? And you won't? No, I will. No, we're not going to take it. No, this is a sweet thing. And it looks great. The frames are really nice. It doesn't look like some weird little, you know, crappy frame. They are nice looking frames. Yes, they really are. No, it's great. And so look, you can get them for grandmothers. You can get them for ants. All the women that have the children, ones that don't have children, just buy them a frame. Right. It was named Best Digital Photo Frame by Wirecutter and one of Oprah's favorite things. Yeah. Which I am also, I am also an Opus favorite. I couldn't believe when you made that list. That was crazy. Right now, Aura has a great deal for Mother's Day. Listeners can save on the perfect gift by visiting Auraframes.com slash TPT to get $30 off plus free shipping on their best selling frame. That's A-U-R-A frames.com slash TPT, use code TPT to check out and save terms and conditions apply. Yeah. And Garth, we are also brought to you by Talk to me. Talk to me. Also a great gift for mothers. My mother's been ranking on the Hydro. She's in there and she's like, gosh, I don't understand it, but I love the burn. We should tell people that Hydro is a rowing machine so they don't be confused right off the bat of what your mother was just doing. Okay. Don't love any of this. Yeah. Hydro is the best. So Hydro is a home rowing machine with a screen where the people basically tell you what to do. The people are rowing in Boston for the most part. Every now and then you'll find them in like a shanty. But for the most part, they're out on the river rowing being filmed and you row along with them. They tell you how fast to go, how hard to push it. You can see the calories your, it is awesome and so low impact. If you're one of those people who like, you know, you hurt yourself working out or you just don't want to hurt yourself working out, the Hydro is the best. Huge fan of the Hydro. Huge fan of the Hydro. And you said it's a quality machine, right? It's like really, really. Yeah, it's quality machine. It is by far the best row I've ever used without the screen and the interactivity. But when you put that into it is just the best. I absolutely love it. And I use it probably four times a week, I guess. And I have a thing called a couch. Yep. You've really rocking that thing. To be your best by joining the growing rowing community at Hydro, head over to hydro.com and use code TPT to save up to $400 off your Hydro. That's H Y D R O W dot com code TPT to save up to $400. Hydro.com code TPT. So sometimes they just have a little burr, a bit of paper, like at the bottom, just a one sentence thing. Yeah. Jesus Christ said it is finished when he died. Wow. So did Jesus Christ died in 1928? Yes. That's very warm. It's so weird. I don't. I don't know. I mean what? Like that's not a Jesus Christ said. That feels like a real letdown for Jesus's last word. You know what I mean? Like he's Jesus. He should be like, continue, continue to spread the message. Love is all. But he's like, ah, my throat is killing me. And that's a wrap. I'm out. Y'all, I'm out. Be good later. Oh, shit. Fuck. That's wait. So that's just at the bottom. Is that the same? That's at the bottom of the page is just down. Oh, it's like a filler, right? Yeah. That's like something that they wanted to tack on to the mule thing. By the way, I'm not saying that this paper is poorly organized. But if you spend like a paragraph on the mule train thing, which is crazy and give one line to Jesus's last words, I'd read that paper and be like, wait, that's not what's going on. What's going on? Jesus Christ said it is finished when the mule died. Oh, no. That would have been. That would have been good. Yeah. Just. Uh, judge decides that mothers can smoke. Nice. Nice. I'm hoping just all hope for pregnant mothers. Yeah, right. Just because she smokes is no sign that a mother is not a fit custodian of her children. And judge WB. Wehan had ruled Saturday in awarding the custody of three small children to miss Grace Nederhouser when he granted her a divorce from William Nederhouser. Wow. Although, oh, wow, he was trying to get custody by saying she's a smoker. Right. A smoke stress. They call. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A lady puffer. So he's just like she smokes. He's actively beats her. She smokes. She's a smoker. I would, I would love to posit the theory that this man is a drunk a piece of shit and all that, but he was just like, eh, Hail Mary. She smokes. Yeah. She's smoking. Wow. That's no way for a mother to be around. Sir, you smoke. Meanwhile, he's. Yeah. He's burning the kids. He's burning the kids. He's cigarette smoking in the courtroom. I mean, Jesus, smoke. Actually, I find a fucking discussion. She's a woman. She can't do it. She's only got one lung. We all know that. Although awarding her the children in spite of the vigorous protests of the father, Judge Huan allowed her no alimony, but ordered neither. Allowed her today. That one money. 35 monthly for the support of the children. That's probably a lot of money back then. That's pretty fun. Yeah. That probably all went to cigarettes. Yeah. I mean, you can't get alimony. She's a fucking smoker. But it shouldn't be a mom, but she doesn't really deserve alimony. I agree. Well, you can't give her alimony because she's going to spend it all on cigarettes. Yeah. It's disgusting. Pack a date. How many kids did she have to say? Because one kid, it's like whatever. But like multiple kids that like they all get to breathe in the smoke. So it kind of makes it less bad for everybody. That is actually true. That is a better theory. The idea that it's like three kids. Okay. Yeah. I mean, that's six longs. That's puffing it down nicely.
Dave Anthony picks a newspaper from a day in history and reads it to co-host Gareth Reynolds. This week they are joined by comedian and writer Skyler Higley
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