A 90-year-old woman was taken out in a stretcher after falling asleep at her table during Thanksgiving dinner. The hostess told the guests that they would have to leave if their food wasn't good, but when it didn't arrive she called an ambulance. "If you're killing people with your food and they're leaving his stretchers, that's clearly not my issue," he said. 'I'm genuinely going to call an ambulance to leave if I have to'
Tim ponders the move to Florida, relays his Malibu Thanksgiving nightmare, trashes The Irishman, and remembers the people of a great Long Island dive bar from which he came from.
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