The Problem With the Fucking Uber

A 90-year-old woman was taken out in a stretcher after falling asleep at her table during Thanksgiving dinner. The hostess told the guests that they would have to leave if their food wasn't good, but when it didn't arrive she called an ambulance. "If you're killing people with your food and they're leaving his stretchers, that's clearly not my issue," he said. 'I'm genuinely going to call an ambulance to leave if I have to'