350-Symmes' Hole
Futility Closet
Baseball Age Fraud
Falsifying one's age and taking on the identity of some younger player are known to occur in baseball. This was news again recently when albert pooholes, one of the very best players ever, whatever his true age, is widely believed to have shaved a few years off his age when starting out. The article reports though that between the post nine 11 security reforms and efforts by the m l b, implemented about a decade ago, age fraud has now been largely eradicated in baseball.
In 1818, Army veteran John Cleves Symmes Jr. declared that the earth was hollow and proposed to lead an expedition to its interior. He promoted the theory in lectures and even won support on Capitol Hill. In this week's episode of the Futility Closet podcast we'll describe Symmes' strange project and its surprising consequences.
We'll also revisit age fraud in sports and puzzle over a curious customer.
Intro:
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Sources for our feature on John Cleves Symmes Jr.:
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Listener mail:
"Danny Almonte," Wikipedia (accessed June 27, 2021).
Tom Kludt, "Age-Old Problem: How Easy Is It for Athletes to Fake Their Birthdates?" Guardian, March 16, 2021.
"Age Fraud in Association Football," Wikipedia (accessed July 3, 2021).
Muthoni Muchiri, "Age Fraud in Football: How Can It Be Tackled?" BBC News, April 26, 2019.
Dina Fine Maron, "Dear FIFA: There Is No Scientific Test to Prevent Age Fraud," Scientific American, Aug. 11, 2016.
This week's lateral thinking puzzle is taken from Agnes Rogers' 1953 book How Come? A Book of Riddles, sent to us by listener Jon Jerome.
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