The New Murals Have Started to Malt

Paint is peeling away in long, flaky pieces revealing what is underneath. The happy painted faes of the happy painted children are now streaked with gashes. City officials say that the mural flesh is almost certainly harmless. But just to be safe, they are evacuating every house within a hundred feet of a mural. And the sheriff's secret police will be pointing guns at the murals while screaming, don't move. Evey five seconds. Wow, i do feel a lot safer. Now a word from our sponsors.