Women's Armpits Smell of Onion and Men Smelt of Cheese and Parony

Women's armpits smell of onion and men smell of cheese, parony. And is there any way for him to say, i'm keen without eating the arpitisin? If you're not willing to eat the apple that's been inside the armpit of your loved one, you don't love her at all. It doesn't cost any more just to buy cheese and onion, rather than just buying cheese and then wiping it up against a woman's armpit.