The Importance of Staying Up Late

During college Christmas break of 2016 I had traveled all the way back to Pennsylvania from California to spend the holidays with my parents. My old room is on the second floor of the house directly above the sliding door that heads out onto the decking in our backyard. It's a really heavy door so anytime someone opens or closes it it rumbles right up into my bedroom. The most intrusive calls they ever got tended to be from magazine salespeople and the odd Jehovah's Witnesses who stop calling altogether. They never had anything remotely close to any kind of break in or home invasion for the entire time they were living there.