The Penal Code in Texas

The most popular response to this thread with 15,000 upvotes was owning more than six dildos in the state of Texas. This is apparently in section 43.23 of Texas' penal code. It has been around since a law in Texas came into being in 1973. Someone actually was arrested for this Emory about 20 years ago. In Germany, crossing the street in an angle other than exactly 90 degrees is not directly a crime, but punishable with a fine of five-year-old.