Is This a Child's Birth Certificate?

My mam was down at my grandparents house, and she found a birth certificate for a child she does not know. My grandfather's signature on it, like, as the fatheo, fuckinton, my god. It is, objectively, a burth certificate for a cabbage patch doll. She clearly gathers little drawings of babies. There's a stork carrying a baby. The handwriting is not childlike,. specially like mammy or some migt l there's o birthtime. There's o hospital. Just for someone listening at home, it says, special kid's certificate of birth. So right off the batands little drawings that were obviously done by an adult to fill out

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