The Road Is Hard for a Guy on the Tour Bus

"There's 850,000 reasons never to be in a relationship with me. The only one that there isn't is that one," he says. "We have sex with wood. There's no tie frames in this stuff... We're Orthodox Amish and we're not allowed to look at each other." 'I'm going to write that female part and I'll create a fake Twitter account,' the singer adds. "'Has Matt 45?' You'd just hear like jingling and... Right, and I cry pretty loud' He jokes about how his girlfriend would laugh if she heard him jerking off on the tour bus.