How to Read Revusies

Reggie, why didn't you invite me? I do not blab while you're trying to watch. It's insightful and passionate commentary. Oh dear, you look tired. Why are you so tired, Reggie? You stayed up all night watching reality shows with mid-day. We've got us some doozies. Okay, let's see what we got here. This review comes from username, my question. And the title says, I want turtle week soon. Fun fact, turtles are faster in water. Grumpy face emoji. Five stars. Turtle week. Like a whole week of shows about turtles. Huh. There is already an episode of Why in the World About Turtles