The Now Show

It's crash radio news. In the morning. And they've got to deal with the bleak headlines over the top of it. On a farm in Langshire today, a growing and widespread disease has forced farmers to euthanize all of their animals. Cows, stonkeys, horses, sheeps, dogs. The eye of Sauron draws near. His forces grow stronger. As has inflation by 10.4%. For these crimes, usual hang by the neck until dead. We've run out of petrol. Prince Andrew's the king. LAUGHTER The plague is back. And so is Boris Johnson. You know, you do the news right here. It's bleak.