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She Squeezed the Testicles of Her Landlord to Death

A 33-year-old woman is in the custody of Nigeria's Ogun State Police Command for allegedly squeezing the testicles of her landlord to death during a disagreement over an electricity bill. She grabbed his balls so hard and for so long, I don't know if length is the important part or strength. If someone grabs your balls and squeezes them and they're not a good friend, you just like okay, you win. "I think I'm gonna victim blame here. It's his fault because what he should have done is given up immediately"

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