Ticketmaster, Taylor Swift, Lewis Black, and the World's Biggest Loser

This morning, tickets went on sale for Taylor Swift's first tour in four years. So many fans rushed onto the Ticketmaster site that it immediately crashed. If you don't get them, just relax, log off, you know? Just give the site a chance to cool down and repair itself. And yeah, Ticketmaster, Taylor Swift, so wrong. She's already put out three albums about them. They're gonna learn their lesson.