How to Fart on Valentine's Day

There were specific cards for grocers being rude about them saying you've cheated me on my groceries, which doesn't feel strictly relevant to Valentine's Day. There was one with a picture of the man in the moon saying this is the only man who smiles on you. And they were sent without postage paid, so you had to pay to receive it. In 2015 Seattle Aquarium had a Valentine's event where you can watch octopuses have sex. But the one in 2015 they had to cancel in fact due to cannibalism concerns because their male octopus called Kong was too big for his partner and that he was going to eat her.