The Importance of Honeymoons

The point of the honeymoon used to be that you could finally do it. These days people tend to live together. So, um, I don't think that it serves the same traditional role. It doesn't matter where you go or what you do as long as you're together. Just explore each other's bodies. Is your grandmother a half-douche? You have douche in your blood. Does anyone have any idea why I might speak with an English accent? Thanks for your help.