The Importance of Being Mary

There were only six girls in my class. Each year a different girl from the class would get to be Mary. I was the only girl who didn't get the role of Mary and he gave me the role. The headmaster looked at me and said, oh, do you want to play Mary? And because of the hands in my pockets, he gave the role to my friend. So I never got to play Mary. He also like, he would punish any boy that was bald. Like on one of the lingerie in Ireland in the mid 90s, definitely had a sleeve. Like it was just the way. But this was no punishment for any boy. You were very entertaining