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The School Board Capitulated to Pressure From the Pt.

After a long battle with parents over the controversial soda machines in the recently reopened night vale high school, the school board has finally capitulated to pressure from the p t. A while the school board refused to remove the machines because of the much needed extra revenue, they concurred that so much corn syrup was simply not good for students health. To make up for the potentially lowered income from fewer purchases, the school boards said they would raise soda prices, remove all water fountains and sin s in the building and double up the salt in all cafeteria dishes. Then they sprayed themselves and reporters with shaken up. Two leaders of warm sierra mist agents from the ve yet menacing government agency,

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