Tomb Raider, Overrated Game

Alex can't sleep. He gets up, looks around the room, grabs a flashlight. Jeff is sucking his thumb. Alex dejectedly collapses on the fish as Jeff keeps verbal diarying. "I don't think I ever jacked off to it," he says of Lara Croft's action figure masturbating in the bathroom with Lara Croft. Zach doesn't like that term, they nerfed it. Why not? It doesn't sound good. Can it be Gratuitous if it's just one? Yes. If you're gonna get an alarm... My sister said I should get an alarm too.