Post-Apocalyptic Campfire Story

Imagine the whole monologue is being delivered to a group of sycophants in a bar as part of an after-dinner speech. The memory becomes a fairy story beginning once upon a time and imagining all its details as beats in a classic tale of the fantastic and miraculous. You'll probably be the protagonist you may have to repurpose elements of the scene to servers and tag anist or as quest objects. There's going to be some bits that go really badly and some bits that might surprise you just let yourself be mischievous it doesn't matter and enjoy it right  have you picked one if not press pause take a moment but if i were you i'd just