The Hendu's Coming

We asked people to put Elle plates on this week, didn't we? They're wearing them. Even to the social shout-outs. But what's there Instagram? How would I ever find it out? Yes, we are about to go into Zell's Hendu. About a week after they announce the engagement. The Hendu's happening. This is going to be absolute chaos. Can you imagine if it's actually one of those slightly boring classy ones where they go in like paint plates or something? Oh, God, afternoon tea. Rocky's idea of what a hen do is so stripper. Strip at limo, probably. Stretch limo. Fucking buckets of