Music Theory - I'm Imagining That You're Listening to a Musical Score

I went to Berkeley College of Music, which is a world-renowned institution of musical learning. Other notable people who were there during the time I was there are John Mayer and Rameen Jawati. You know, everybody was like the biggest fish in their respective pond. That's kind of the idea, largely, is if you go to Berkeley, you're going to do it. And oh boy, did I not do it.